Daily Rimmor, the news for the times.
Weird times; corona virus, aka COVID, and lockdowns, masks, authoritarianism, socialism, communism, all seem to be happening, right now.
On occasion things happen in the world that affect everyone negatively.
During these times the light in life can be snuffed out by the stress of the situation. This is when a lighter perspective can help. In this vein I’ve created a fictitious newspaper, called the Daily Rimmor, to cover 2022 using levity and satire.
Sunday 2 January – UK GOV To Turn Off Natural Gas
Wednesday 5 January – KAHN PUSHES BACK ON CRIME STATS
Sunday 30 January – Party Amnesia: Why BoJo Must Be Forgiven
Thursday 26 May – God to Step Down
Thursday 2 June – Airlines Fire Back at Government Blame
Saturday 4 June – New Atmosphere Assessment Shock
Saturday 25 June – Dual Nationality Sought for Celeb Football Star
Friday 15 July – Rich Rishi Diminishes Dosh
Saturday 16 July – Lockdowns for Brits Again
Sunday 21 August – Climate Crisis Gets a Boost
Friday 26 August – War On Whitehall Civil Service
Saturday 10 September – Wind for Shipping Canceled
Saturday 17 September – UK Gov Google Wind Fail
Monday 19 September – Space Bubbles to Reduce Sunlight
Wednesday 5 October – Nord Stream Saboteurs Revealed
Saturday 29 October – MI5 Thwarts Climate Denier Group’s Plans
Thursday 3 November – Tory Political Reality Exposed
Friday 9 December – A Very Reasonable Adjustment